SID HUDGENS (V.O.)
Come to Los Angeles!  The sun shines bright, the beaches are
wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the
eye can see.  There are jobs aplenty, and land is cheap.  Every
working man can have his own house, and inside every house, a
happy, all-American family.  You can have all this, and who
knows... you could even be discovered, become a movie star... or
at least see one.  Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth.
" Ha ha ha ha.  That's what they tell you, anyway.