BLUTO
TOGA!  TOGA!
 
 
  1. Never open a book with the weather.
  2. Avoid Prologues
  3. Never use a verb other than 'SAID' to carry dialogue.
  4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb 'SAID.'
  5. Keep your exclamation points under control!  Maybe 2 or 3 per 100,000 words of prose.
  6. Never use the words 'SUDDENLY' or 'ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.'
  7. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.
  8. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.
  9. Same for places and things.
  10. Leave out the parts readers tend to skip.
Elmore Leonard

 
 
OBI-WAN
That's no moon.  It's a space station.
 
 
FAT SAM
Someone once said, "If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson
wouldn't even get wet."  Roxy had spent his whole life making
two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other
people could smell gas.  But believe you's me, he should've
never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido's Bakery.
Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs
is eggs,  Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
 
 

Make Good Art

 
 
ARISTOTLE BOLT
Chase them on a magic carpet if you have to!
 
 
John August and Craig Mazin open the listener mailbag and sprint through twenty questions in just under an hour. 
A very informative podcast.  Almost an hour long!
 
 
WATKINS - MISSION CONTROL
Hi guys.  Glad we got your message.  You'll
be happy to know that it aired in prime time.
Got good reviews in the trades.
 
 
DR. PETER VENKMAN
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
 
 
MAN
All the dead are dead - and the living are dying.